Hi, I'm Olgierd!
If you’re looking at my eyes right now, you’re probably wondering why they have the approximate luster
of a rusted copper plate. The short answer is: Factorio. The long answer is the one you're about to
read, and don't worry—it’s not a cry for help. It's a declaration of purpose.
Olgierd ❌ All Geared ✅
I’m a Factorio addict, and I say that with the same easy confidence a CEO says, "I have a yacht." I'm
not trying to recover; I'm trying to hit 10k Science Per Minute (SPM). Frankly, anyone who doesn't
understand the sublime perfection of a perfectly balanced, belt-fed, multi-polarised copper wire
production block simply hasn't lived. I've found my calling. My life’s work is to ensure the Factory
Must Grow.
Look, it’s not ruining my life; it’s merely re-prioritizing it. Think of it as a quality-of-life upgrade. Why spend three hours performing the Sisyphean task of laundry when I could spend those three hours fixing a throughput bottleneck in my blue chip circuit line? The former results in clean socks. The latter results in a higher SPM, which, objectively, is a greater contribution to the universe.
Look, it’s not ruining my life; it’s merely re-prioritizing it. Think of it as a quality-of-life upgrade. Why spend three hours performing the Sisyphean task of laundry when I could spend those three hours fixing a throughput bottleneck in my blue chip circuit line? The former results in clean socks. The latter results in a higher SPM, which, objectively, is a greater contribution to the universe.
My "Struggle"
Some people call it an addiction. I think it's more of an optimization. Why waste time on fleeting
pleasures when you can spend hours perfecting a train network that would make even the most seasoned
logistics manager weep with joy? My relationships may be strained, my sleep patterns erratic, but my
factory runs like a well-oiled machine. Every minute not spent in Factorio is a minute lost to
inefficiency.
The struggle isn't about stopping. The struggle is accepting that I need to somehow fit eight hours of "sleep" into a 24-hour cycle when I could be using that time to pave the entire map in concrete. I don't need a sponsor; I need a faster belt speed mod. The only "rock bottom" I fear is the moment I run out of coal and my steam power shuts down.
I am Olgierd, and I am a Factorio addict. And I wouldn't have it any other way. Now, if you'll excuse me, the biters are attacking my east wall, and I have a flamethrower turret blueprint that needs deploying. The Factory Waits For No One.
The struggle isn't about stopping. The struggle is accepting that I need to somehow fit eight hours of "sleep" into a 24-hour cycle when I could be using that time to pave the entire map in concrete. I don't need a sponsor; I need a faster belt speed mod. The only "rock bottom" I fear is the moment I run out of coal and my steam power shuts down.
I am Olgierd, and I am a Factorio addict. And I wouldn't have it any other way. Now, if you'll excuse me, the biters are attacking my east wall, and I have a flamethrower turret blueprint that needs deploying. The Factory Waits For No One.
