Thinking about Brie... Thinking about Gouda... Thinking about that one move in PvZ... Thinking about Cheddar...

ROHAN NADKARNI

Violin Virtuoso | Cheese Connoisseur | Beryllium Enthusiast


THE 16-HOUR GRIND


Rohan playing violin

Sleep is for people who don't practice scales.
If I am awake, I am bowing.
Practice: 16 Hours Sleep: Optional Violin: On Fire

THE SUSTENANCE


Rohan eating cheese

You eat vegetables? Cute.
My body runs on 100% sharp cheddar.
Lactose intolerance is a state of mind that I have defeated.


PvZ HEROES STRATEGY


Rohan playing PvZ

While practicing Paganini with my left hand, I am calculating optimal zombie placement with my right foot.
MY DECK HAS NO WEAKNESS.

ATOMIC NUMBER 4 OBSESSION


Rohan loving green

WHY IS BERYLLIUM SO GOOD?
IT IS GREEN.
I AM GREEN.
(Because of the mold on the cheese I ate).


© Rohan's Brain. Currently processing: Mozzarella.