Violin Virtuoso | Cheese Connoisseur | Beryllium Enthusiast
Sleep is for people who don't practice scales.
If I am awake, I am bowing.
Practice: 16 Hours
Sleep: Optional
Violin: On Fire
You eat vegetables? Cute.
My body runs on 100% sharp cheddar.
Lactose intolerance is a state of mind that I have defeated.
While practicing Paganini with my left hand, I am calculating optimal zombie placement with my right
foot.
MY DECK HAS NO WEAKNESS.
WHY IS BERYLLIUM SO GOOD?
IT IS GREEN.
I AM GREEN.
(Because of the mold on the cheese I ate).
© Rohan's Brain. Currently processing: Mozzarella.